Air date: 11/7/2011

The show opened with Walden getting jazzed over finding a box of ‘Maple Loops’ in the cupboard for breakfast. He broke into the jingle for the cereal, while Alan looked sadly into space. Turns out, Charlie wrote that jingle, as well as many others, all of which Walden knows and sings.  Walden’s impressed, and wonders if Alan misses his brother. Alan admits that he misses Charlie, but not the smell of vomit and lubricant in the morning.Later, Alan sadly plays the ‘Maple Loops’ theme on Charlie’s piano. He tells Walden a few stories about Charlie’s exploits, at, under, and on the piano, and says it’s all he has left of his brother, except for all the DNA he left on the couch, rug, floors, and walls. Walden answers the door to two burly men who’ve come to pick up the piano. Walden’s donated it to a music school for underprivileged kids. He’s redecorating, and needs the space. Alan empties the piano bench of Charlie’s personal things – songs, thongs, bongs and dongs, essentially. Alan admits a certain wistfulness mixed in with his revulsion at the sight.

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Jake comes home to find Alan sitting splayed on the rug where the piano used to be, with a six pack of beer. Jake is a little miffed that they took the piano where he hid his best bong. They sit together. Alan says it seems that Charlie’s death is only now hitting him. Jake agrees, while trying to sneak a beer out of the case. Jake liked that Uncle Charlie didn’t treat him like a stupid kid, but rather like a stupid person. He also wonders why Charlie didn’t leave him anything, like a Mercedes. But Jake does have one treasure – a stock of Charlie-isms that will shape his life. “If it doesn’t fit, don’t force it.” “It’s always better to say ‘sorry’ afterwards, then to ask for permission before.” And “If it’s burning, bleeding or oozing, go to see a doctor ASAP.” Words to live by.

But, Jake continues, what he learned the most from Charlie was that, by the time he’s the age Charlie was, he wants to be married and have a family, as Uncle Charlie was very lonely.  Jake doesn’t want to be like Uncle Charlie. Nor does he want to be like his Dad. What he would like, though, is the number for this Doctor ASAP, because it’s not listed anywhere.Alan goes out to a bar to drown his sorrows, ordering bourbon in honor of his late brother. The female bartender notes that he might have picked up a few things from Charlie, but it certainly wasn’t women or checks. Walden tracks down Alan at the bar. The bartender and another patron flirt with Walden, which only makes Alan more down. Regardless of Alan’s crazy warnings, the other patron goes home with Walden, while Alan whines that he couldn’t score a woman like that if his semen cured cancer.Alan goes out on to the balcony, where he stares up into the sky and wonders if Charlie is up there somewhere, watching and laughing his ass off. Alan admits he would give anything to be like Charlie, even for just a day.

A dog bounds onto the balcony, while a woman (Natalie) calls out “Douglas? Where are you boy?” She rushes up to the balcony, apologizing for her dog’s behavior. They chat, and Alan is uncharacteristically smooth. He even tells her that his name is Charlie, and that he owns the beach house.The next morning, Walden shows his pickup to the door, while we see Alan, Natalie and the dog all cuddled up in bed. Natalie is very appreciative of the night they’ve spent together.  Later, in the kitchen, Alan pours himself a ‘hair of the dog’ scotch, while he casually waves goodbye to Natalie through the window. Berta and Walden are shocked as Alan continues to act and talk exactly like Charlie.Jake and his girlfriend are shocked as well, when Alan bursts into his room. Alan is wearing one of Charlie’s bowling shirts, and sipping on a scotch, as he gives them advice on sex and contraception.Jake takes his worries to Walden. Walden tells Jake that people process grief in different ways and Alan behaving like Charlie is likely his way to process. Walden tearily admits that he’s not sure when he’ll get over his divorce from his soul mate and lover, but in the meantime, he’ll try to carry on by having hot, drunk sex with strange women who don’t mind if you dance around in their panties. Jake wonders if everyone is turning into Uncle Charlie.

On the balcony, Alan savors a cigar in the night.  “Cuban in one hand, Scotch in the other. All I need is a French chick in my lap and I’m the United Fricking Nations.”  Walden tells Alan that people are worried about him, but Alan continues to talk exactly like Charlie. Walden suggest Alan needs to see the psychiatrist that Alan recommended to him. Alan sees no reason to see a shrink. “What’s your name?” says Walden. “Charlie Harper.” Says Alan. “You’re not fine,” Says Walden, “get some sleep, we’ll revisit this in the morning.”

Walden soaps up in the shower, singing the ‘Maple Loops’ jingle. Alan joins in, naked, still smoking the cigar and drinking a scotch. They ask each other what they are doing in their shower.  Alan admires Walden’s penis, while commenting that his own seems a little less robust.Walden offers Alan a trip to Vegas, and Alan, as Charlie, tells Walden they’ll be having a great time. Walden pulls up to the back entrance of a mental hospital, where two large attendants wait to greet Alan. In the ward, Alan talks into an imaginary phone as he orders up a bucket of ice, a bottle of Scotch, and two – no, make that three – Asian hookers.  “Winning!” he says, as he pretends to hang up the pretend phone.

So, it’s been another bad week for Alan. Being possessed by your dead, egomaniacal brother would be fun for a while, but would probably get tiring. What do you think? Tell us your thoughts in the comment area below!

The ramifications of Charlie Harper’s (Charlie Sheen) death are still happening on the show, and Charlie’s brother Alan (Jon Cryer) is still being hit pretty hard. In one episode later this season, Alan will check himself into a mental institution after a breakdown. Guess who’s playing his roommate?

The episode, which airs November 14, is titled “Frodo’s Headshots.” I really hope that this means we’ll get to see Busey angrily shouting, “You shall not pass!”

On a somewhat related note, I’m happy to see that Men isn’t taking the easy way out and forgetting Charlie’s death altogether. It’s so very unlike a sitcom to dwell on death for too long, but it’s sort of refreshing at the same time.

The next episode of Two and a Half Men, titled “Thank You for the Intercourse,” airs Monday, November 7 on CBS.

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I’ll give you a compact recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 Big Girls Don’t Throw Food: After the birth of Charlie Jerome Harper son of Judith and Herb, that who looks like the late Charlie Harper. Herb had convinced to Alan about the passing after he ran into Courtney shopping that told the truth of Charlie”s death. Meanwhile, Alan is matching up with Lindsey who will soon be married and broke up with Chris.

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Droves of fans are expressing their opinions about the new season of “Two And A Half Men.” The ninth season kicked off on Monday night with the death of Charlie Harper courtesy of a Paris subway train. Over 28 million viewers tuned in.

While several fans stuck up for new guy Ashton Kutcher, many fans were disappointed by Charlie Sheen’s exit. Still others were turned off by the nudity.

Negative Reactions

“The premiere of Two and a half men was very disappointing. Ashton Kutcher is gorgeous but offering eye candy as a substitute for Charlie Sheen’s character in this show is poor judgement.”

“Of all the people they could have chosen to replace Charlie why in the world did they pick Ashton Kutcher!!??  Not funny, boring, and I just do not see this being a hit. BRING BACK CHARLIE!”

“Watched last night just to see the outcome….It absolutley SUCKED without Charlie.”

“The episode was in very bad taste.  If the producers hate Charlie, that’s fine, but don’t drag us viewers into it.  We liked him – we were watching, remember?  Hello?  Is this thing on?”

“Nobody will have the on-screen chemistry that John Cryer and Charlie had.”

“Ashton Kutcher isn’t funny.”

“I turned if off soon after Ashton Kutcher appeared — what a disappointment.”

“Worst episode of two and a half men ever.”

“All good things must come to an end and I believe last night’s episode heralded the end to Two and Half Men.”

“This show is dead, dead, and dead.”

“I thought it stunk.”

“A little tacky – but will probably watch.”

“Charlie can not be replaced, however Ashton did a great nude scene lol.”

Positive Reactions

On the other hand, some fans liked the new blood on the show:

“I thought Ashton did a great job and all the regular cast were as great as they always have been.”

“Watched the premiere and it was GREAT!!!!  Charlie Sheen will not be missed.”

“Loved it!  If the show keeps up with the pace shown last night they won’t miss a beat without Charlie Sheen.”

“The Charlie Harper character was a despicable, predatory slug. We have yet to see how Walden evolves. Ashton Kutcher was a great choice as a replacement.”

“I think it could work very, very well, in fact.  Can’t wait to see what happens next.”

What did you think of the season premiere?

“Absolutely. If they wanted or needed it or thought that was a good idea, I’d be completely on board for that,” so the former husband of Denise Richards said. He further gushed, “There’s your closer. I’ll be in the final episode.”

Sheen, however, is aware that there has been buzzing report that his character Charlie Harper will be killed off in the first episode of upcoming season 9. He added, “Unless I’m really dead. There’s no body at the funeral. There’s no urn.”

The 46-year-old admitted he is looking forward to finding out what happens to Harper. “I’m really curious about what happened to me. I’m not just looking at it just as what they’re doing forward but I’m looking at it as what I left behind and how they’re going to figure it out,” he explained before adding, “So really, my hat’s off to them, if they can pull it off.”

Sheen additionally sang praise to his replacement Ashton Kutcher who will play internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, gushing, “I think he’s gonna be great. I think he’s got such charisma, great comedic timing, and he’s such a handsome young man.”

The new season of “Two and a Half Men” will premiere Monday, September 19 at 9 P.M. On the same day, Comedy Central will air a roast of Charlie Sheen at 10 P.M.

Watch a sneak peek and a photo of the upcoming episode of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 “Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy’s Dead” which airs on Monday December 13 at 9pm on CBS.

Synopsis: Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 “Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy’s Dead“ – When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Dec. 13 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jane Lynch returns as Charlie’s therapist. Jenny McCarthy returns as Courtney.

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“When ‘Two and a Half Men’ went on the air over three years ago, it was an immediate game-changer that significantly elevated the performance of our stations, and we have never looked back. This is one of those rare shows – like ‘Friends’ and ‘Seinfeld’ – that will continue to deliver for decades,” said Sean Compton, Tribune’s president of programming, in a statement to Broadcasting & Cable.

Tribune is distributing it in 19 of its markets including Los Angeles and New York while Sinclair which has smaller markets will reach it out to Nashville, Tenn., and Pittsburgh among others.

Ken Werner, president of Warner Bros. Domestic Television Distribution, believes that little existence of a strong comedy has made the deal worthwhile for Tribune and Sinclair. He said, “Tribune and Sinclair realized that with fewer hit sitcoms coming down the ‘pike, securing a franchise performer like ‘Two and a Half Men’ is vital to maintaining their market position in the years to come.”

Indeed the CBS show notched week-to-week increases in viewers and key demographics. This Monday, the sitcom starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer was first in adults 18-49 demographic, sending CBS to the top ladder that night.

Watch a sneak peek of the new episode of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 21 “Gumby with a Pokey” airing Monday, May 17 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

Episode Synopsis: Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 21 “Gumby with a Pokey” – Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, May 17 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. ZZ Top makes a special appearance as themselves. Martin Mull returns as Charlie’s pharmacist. Katherine Lanasa, Ming Na, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Rachel Cannon, Aja Evans, Magdalena Holland, Rebecca McFarland, Katy Mixon, Jodi Lyn O’Keefe, Missi Pyle and Rena Sofer return as Charlie’s ex-girlfriends.

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Watch a sneak peek of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 “Aye, Aye, Captain” airing Monday February 8 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

Synopsis:
Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 “Aye, Aye, Captain” – Charlie’s jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Feb. 8 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:
Charlie Harper………………………. Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper………………………………. Jon Cryer
Jake………………………………….. Angus T. Jones
Evelyn………………………………… Holland Taylor
Berta……………………………….. Conchata Ferrell

RECURRING CAST:
Chelsea………………………………. Jennifer Taylor

GUEST CAST:
Mother……………………….. Erin O’Shaughnessy
Jenny (V.O.)………………………. Jessica Dicicco

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers
TELEPLAY BY: Mark Roberts, Don Foster and Jim Patterson
DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes

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Check out the promo photos of the Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 “Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste” airing Monday January 11 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

Synopsis:
Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12 “Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste” – Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith’s watchful eye, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Jan. 11 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Ryan Stiles (“The Drew Carey Show”) returns as Herb, Judith’s current husband.

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